abomasnow:

straight people are seriously soooo concerned with other people’s sexualities its ridiculous. like straight people have been tryna investigate my queerness since before i even thought of it myself. people were making fun of me for being gay before i even knew what that was. and even in benevolent ways my straight friends are like “that guy looks a lil gay maybe he can be your boyfriend” like that person is literally a stranger to us both why do you care

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abomasnow:

is there like, a specific correct way to eat a fruit roll up

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pixiesandpaisley:

Where do you think you’re going young man

pixiesandpaisley:

Where do you think you’re going young man

(Source: sheetmetalsheep)

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What does a hipster get if they eat too much

INDIEgestion

poryqon:

even disney went through its xD phase

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haha disney you are so random X3

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i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

(Source: queenbradbury)

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kingcheddarxvii:

Wikipedia defines a meme as “an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture.” so yeah I’d say Jesus did indeed perform a meme. One might say Jesus created the biggest meme of all time

jesus invented doge?

kingcheddarxvii:

Wikipedia defines a meme asan idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture.” so yeah I’d say Jesus did indeed perform a meme. One might say Jesus created the biggest meme of all time

jesus invented doge?

(Source: areolaplane)

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isaaclaheyfeels:

impostoradult:

peckishmoon:

turntechgoddamnit:

Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée

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I think this may actually be the worst pun of all time. Congratulations.

You spelled ‘best’ wrong.

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