jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

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mrundecided:

playwithmyfire:

mrundecided:

I’m watching a Youtube video and eating my dinner when my Dad come sin and grabs the earphones out of the phone and throws them at the wall, swipes the phone off the table and onto the floor while saying “Do you not think you’ve enough of that shit dickhead, you’re like a fucking zombie”

Then 5…

you’re like a fucking zombie” Maybe because it’s sunny he wants you to go outside. =l

Been out all day yesterday, I’ve got work soon so I wasn’t going out. No he’s just a ln asshole.

Have you actually told him that he’s making you feel the way you do are you just waiting for it to stop?

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mrundecided:

I’m watching a Youtube video and eating my dinner when my Dad come sin and grabs the earphones out of the phone and throws them at the wall, swipes the phone off the table and onto the floor while saying “Do you not think you’ve enough of that shit dickhead, you’re like a fucking zombie”

Then 5…

you’re like a fucking zombie” Maybe because it’s sunny he wants you to go outside. =l

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witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

(Source: yoncevevo)

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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buzzfeed:

Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?

so much cute im dying

(Source: BuzzFeed)

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helioscentrifuge:

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT

(Source: lolgifs.net)

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oh you smoke, that’s dope

oh it’s just regular tabacco

ok